They were bound to come…
* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
* Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
* Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
* This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.
* After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree
* Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
* Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
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